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Post by palaisgirl on Jul 5, 2010 20:50:13 GMT 1
With all this news about new grannies thought I would put this wee poem on.
Meh Granny
Meh granny never had the things That maist fowk hae the day, She never saw a TV set Or heard a tranny play. She never yaised a microwave Eye level grills an' things. She used tae yaise an auld black range An' twa gas burning rings.
Meh granny never ate kebabs Or Chinese kerry oots. She never drank a can o' coke Or tasted kiwi fruits. She never smelt the curried scent O' spicy vindaloos, An' she never (tho' she stayed three up) Had stairheid barbecues.
Meh granny never wore T-shirts, No even in her teens. She never wore a mini skirt Or frayed an' torn jeans. She never had her hair in spikes Or dyed it green or blue, An' she never had her airms tattoed Or had a sniff o' glue.
Meh granny never had a hoose Wi' mod cons like we hae. The kitchen was her living room, The loaby her hallway. The carpets were but clootie rugs That she'd made piece by piece, An' her vacuum wis a besom heid That worked wi' elbow grease.
Alas, meh granny's crossed the vale Ower tae the ither side. She's sairly missed, but nontheless That's whaur she'll hae tae bide. Hoo'ever---should she get tae hear O' a' the things we've got, I'm shair she'll shed her heavenly wings An' come back like a shot.
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Post by patrick on Jul 5, 2010 21:40:30 GMT 1
That's a cracker Carol, ;D
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Post by adaline on Jul 6, 2010 9:42:26 GMT 1
Liked it Carol.
Adaline
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Post by marydoll on Jul 7, 2010 0:28:41 GMT 1
Superb Carol
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hi de hi..xx
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Post by magiloo on Jul 10, 2010 1:30:04 GMT 1
...well done Carol, luvd it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2010 0:20:03 GMT 1
A braw poem Carol, where did you find it?
Ronnie
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